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NEW OFFICIAL MERCH!

(Well… sort of official)

In a dramatic turn of events that has shaken the merchandising industry, some of the sector’s biggest brands have reached out to me. Yes, you read that right.

I didn’t go to them. They came to me.

These companies have described themselves as “obsessed,” “emotionally affected,” and in some cases “slightly unstable” after discovering Miia, Kazan, Leiko, and company.

So, this April 1st, I’m taking the leap that nobody asked for but everyone needed:

✨ The characters from Born of Itheriont are coming to the physical world! ✨

Get ready to discover the most ambitious, necessary, and absolutely essential product line ever created.

🎉 NEW OFFICIAL MERCH! 🎉

(Well… sort of official)

In a dramatic turn of events that has shaken the merchandising industry, some of the sector’s biggest brands have reached out to me. Yes, you read that right.

I didn’t go to them. They came to me.

These companies have described themselves as “obsessed,” “emotionally affected,” and in some cases “slightly unstable” after discovering Miia, Kazan, Leiko, and company.

So, this April 1st, I’m taking the leap that nobody asked for but everyone needed:

✨ The characters from Born of Itheriont are coming to the physical world! ✨ 

Get ready to discover the most ambitious, necessary, and absolutely essential product line ever created.

🤝HISTORIC COLLABORATIONS

(IN OUR OPINION)

Action Figures

JOYTOY

  • 28 points of articulation (even in places where it shouldn’t have any).

  • Interchangeable hands and head.

  • Accessories not included.

  • Perfect for recreating epic scenes… or those from the other version (yes, the one we all know).

“We wanted to make Miia’s breasts bigger, but we didn’t have enough plastic”

An honest businessman, and sad

PREPARE YOUR WALLETS 🤑

Cutest Chibis Ever

NENDOROID

  • Adorable version with interchangeable heads.

  • Includes: smile, angry, and “I’m judging you”.

  • Iconic mini accessories.

  • So cute you’ll forget it’s NSFW.

“A Nendoroid version of Leiko was a moral imperative”

Businesswoman, with good taste

IF IT WERE ANY CUTER… IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL 😲

So soft and huggable!

PLUSHIES

  • Kazan is cozy and warm—perfect for winter.

  • Leiko is cool and refreshing—perfect for summer.

  • Miia doesn’t bite (most of the time).

  • Perfect for sleeping and drooling all over them!

“If this project works out, we’ll start making Kazan dildos and Fleshlights of all the girls”

Horny businessman, very horny

THIS IS A MUST-HAVE 😈

If it exists, there is Funko of it

FUNKO POP

  • Big eyes and an even bigger head.

  • Generic pose #47.

  • Perfect for speculation and reselling.

  • Because everything has to have its own Funko. It’s the law.

“We don’t know what this is, but we want to make a Funko figure”

Someone from Funko, or anyone in the world

KEEP THE NEW PRODUCTS COMING 💕

Cobra are in problems

GIJOE

  • Includes accessories for tactical military action.

  • Perfect for those nostalgic for a simpler time.

  • The Cobra forces won’t see it coming.

  • True American hero… wait, but the USA doesn’t exist on Itheriont 🤔

“We couldn’t sleep until we turned Kazan into a action figure”

Important CEO, very important

W-WAIT A MINUTE!

💥 LIMITED EDITION (VERY LIMITED…)

All products are available in extremely limited quantities, mainly because:

They aren’t actually in production.

0 Units in Stock (Sold Out)

If you’ve made it this far… you probably already suspected as much. Or maybe not. In any case:

🎭 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!

And thank you for support me!